My friends, ever since Chairman OBAMA "won" (I still haven't met a single person who voted for him) the election in 09 HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED has used his failed presidency to turn the fire hose on us, the White Christian majority. On his first day in office BARRYO opened up the ACORN run FEMA concentration camps. Then he sent his jackbooted SS "cenus takers" to figure out where all the Ch Continue Reading »

Violence marred yet another day of protest in the North Pole capital city of Santa's village. Protestors made up mainly of the ethnic minority elf populations converged on Gumdrop Plaza demanding an end income inequality, an end to austerity and representation and accountability in the country's lower house. Despite mounting pressure from the international community, within an hour the elvish p Continue Reading »

The Oxford English Dictionary confirmed today that former Vice Presidential candidate's Sarah Palin name will be added to the English lexicon as a synonym for the now politically incorrect terms retard and retarded. The OED was quick to point out that Palin will only be used to identify those who lack mental handicaps but behave foolishly. This is not the first time the dictionary has added

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Celebrity sex tape alert! Urban Rap Superstar Xzibit is furious over the release of an unauthorized sex tape. The 10 min long video titled "Exhibit XXX" shows Xzibit masturbating to a video of himself having sex with an unidentified woman. "That tape was made for my own personal use!" an outraged Xzibit yelled at the red carpet of the E! network's monthly Kardasian promotional party.

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GOP Senior Leader Rush Limbaugh called Congress woman Gabrielle Giffords a "welfare queen" on his daily radio address yesterday. Limbaugh exposed the Democrat as a "shiftless drug addict sucking off the teat of the government medicare program." "My Friends, this is the definition of insanity: that a Democrat who worked so hard to destroy medicare and replace it with government controlled deat Continue Reading »

Medical student Amit Patel graduated medical school in 1 year, a record according to teh American Association of Medical Colleges. Dr. Patel, a fan of video games says he got the ideal from role playing games. "Instead of four long years of memorizing facts and learning increasingly complex procedures, I just repeated the same basic proceedure a million times." Indeed Dr Patel applied o

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Kansas Governor Sam Brownback sucks. The Governor who swore to defend the constitution made it very clear that he thinks the best use of the first amendment to the US Constitution is to wipe his Brownback.

In late 2011 high school senior senior Emma Sullivan tweeted, "Just made mean comments at gov. brownback and told him he sucked, in person." Brownback, the thin skinned arch Continue Reading »

Most people in the Southwest suburbs were dressing their Thanksgiving turkeys Thursday afternoon, but for Bolingbrook home school teacher Pamela Malley, the afternoon was spent dressing her husband's 2nd degree burn wounds. The burns were the result of fowl play by a wild turkey.

According to Mr Malley the tomfoolery started just as he was getting ready to fry a 25 lb butterball. Continue Reading »