The Oxford English Dictionary confirmed today that former Vice Presidential candidate's Sarah Palin name will be added to the English lexicon as a synonym for the now politically incorrect terms retard and retarded. The OED was quick to point out that Palin will only be used to identify those who lack mental handicaps but behave foolishly. This is not the first time the dictionary has addedContinue Reading »
Congressman John Boehner revealed his thoughts on the US unprecedented economic crisis in an interview with Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone. Taibbi was granted access to Boehner while preparing to cover the 2 year anniversarry of the angry town halls. Boehner stuck to Republican party talking points until Taibbi during a coffee break asked Boehner about today's young people. Boehner, aContinue Reading »
America's greatest threat, Kenyan born Muslim President Baraq Obama further eroded American exceptionalism today by announcing that America would negotiate with terrorists. Over the course of an "intense" taxpayer funded 30 minute long distance call Obama negotiated with Al Qaeda leaders in Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, and France. What did Chairman Obama give Al Qaeda? No one is alloweContinue Reading »
With Bin Ladens' death slowly fading into history many Senior White House Officials have privately indicated that President Obama will soon announce an end the War on Terror. The policy implications of an end to the multi trillion dollar, ten year war would be significant and, one Senior White House Official proudly stated, would eliminate projected budget deficit in 5 years.
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