820 days ago ~ Posted by blogger_patriot (#1) | Tags: blogger_patriot obama enslaves

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Rise Up Against Massa Obama

My friends, ever since Chairman OBAMA "won" (I still haven't met a single person who voted for him) the election in 09 HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED has used his failed presidency to turn the fire hose on us, the White Christian majority. On his first day in office BARRYO opened up the ACORN run FEMA concentration camps. Then he sent his jackbooted SS "cenus takers" to figure out where all the Ch Continue Reading »

1086 days ago ~ Posted by Lindsay (#1) | Tags: palin r-word oed levine

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It's Official: Palin is Retarded

The Oxford English Dictionary confirmed today that former Vice Presidential candidate's Sarah Palin name will be added to the English lexicon as a synonym for the now politically incorrect terms retard and retarded. The OED was quick to point out that Palin will only be used to identify those who lack mental handicaps but behave foolishly. This is not the first time the dictionary has added

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1146 days ago ~ Posted by cool_guy (#1) | Tags: et michael bay boring movies

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Michael Bay: ET Remake Will Be Less Boring Stupid

Director Michael Bay has been tapped to make a reboot of ET: The Extra terrestrial. Bay has reportedly finished requiting the movie which he has renamed: ET: The eXtreme Terrestrial. To put it in perspective Bay is tasked with taking a beloved children’s classic and making it less shity and less boring and not so aggravatingly stupid. Reports indicate that Bay’s initial rewrite will recas

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1113 days ago ~ Posted by cool_guy (#1) | Tags: boehner gop youths

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Boehner: The Poor and Lazy Caused Current Crisis

Congressman John Boehner revealed his thoughts on the US unprecedented economic crisis in an interview with Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone. Taibbi was granted access to Boehner while preparing to cover the 2 year anniversarry of the angry town halls. Boehner stuck to Republican party talking points until Taibbi during a coffee break asked Boehner about today's young people. Boehner, a

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1218 days ago ~ Posted by Lindsay (#1) | Tags: banks congress laws

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Congress Agrees to Halt Bank Scans

Congress today agreed that the scans of accounts and assets at all US banks were too invasive to continue. “In light of privacy concerns raised by banks, we’re calling for a 2 year moratorium.” Announced House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. The scans, passed as part of President Obama’s response to the meltdown of the financial system were aimed at detecting behavior that could lead toxic assets t

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833 days ago ~ Posted by Lindsay (#1) | Tags: deathtosantta xmas north pole

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Death to Santa

Violence marred yet another day of protest in the North Pole capital city of Santa's village. Protestors made up mainly of the ethnic minority elf populations converged on Gumdrop Plaza demanding an end income inequality, an end to austerity and representation and accountability in the country's lower house. Despite mounting pressure from the international community, within an hour the elvish p Continue Reading »

1189 days ago ~ Posted by ITG (#1) | Tags: facebook

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Facebook to Shutdown April 15

Mark Zuckerberg confirmed to CNN that Facebook will be shutting down for one day on April 15 to protest the IRS' requirement that Facebook pay taxes. "Facebook is the future- Facebook is the omega and the epsilon" an unusually animated Zuckerberg said on CNN's American Morning news style show Continue Reading »

1202 days ago ~ Posted by Lindsay (#1) | Tags: real estate il hoa

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HOA Drives Down Property Values

"All these houses will lose about half their value," Realtor Vicki Whipple laments as she stands outside of a 4-bedroom Victorian in a quiet subdivision in Bolingbrook, IL. "What am I supposed to tell the people trying to sell? This isn't a mess they made, they took all the right steps, but when those papers are signed this place will be what my fellow Realtors call a dead zone. Then the ren

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