NYPD Police Commissioner Ray Kelly clarified the department's position as solidly supporting NYC's produst instituion Wall St. Saying at a luncheon on Park Ave with Vice Presidents from Wall St brokerages Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley/Smith Barney "Wall St is New York. Nothing in New York would be possible without Wall St and I'm here to tell you- the NYPD has your back. New York is the p Continue Reading »

Mark Zuckerberg confirmed to CNN that Facebook will be shutting down for one day on April 15 to protest the IRS' requirement that Facebook pay taxes. "Facebook is the future- Facebook is the omega and the epsilon" an unusually animated Zuckerberg said on CNN's American Morning news style show Continue Reading »

Pope slammed the Church of Scientology for being "nothing more than an attempt to extract money from the dim witted." The Pontiff went on to announce that Scientology offered "the promise of an afterlife, based on nothing more than fiction." He concluded Sunday mass by demanding that the US revoke The Church of Scientology's tax exempt status- "these tricketsers are so rich because they demand Continue Reading »

Hollywood heart throb Brad Pitt is reportedly in hot water with a blazing hot Angelina Jolie. The dish is that a years long obsession with the first lady of insurance- Erin Esurance has blossomed into full scale romance. Erin, the pink haired cartoon vixen spokesperson for Autoinsurance heavy weight Esurance is still only 26 making her younger than Brad's current long time lover- Jolie. J

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An exclusive source has reported that death has not slowed Apple cofounder Steve Jobs' mission to simplfy a complex world. Agreeting to speak on the condition of annoynmity St Peter reported that Jobs is the only person who has gazed at the Pearly Gates and thought "I can fix this." Within a few minutes Jobs had designed what is now Heaven's greatest work-- the iWall. Upon leaving their

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Rupert Murdoc's international news conglomerate NEWSCORP will enter a bid to buy the website rumormiller.com widey acknowledged as the Internet's Rumor Supersrouce. NEWSCORP intends to bid $750,000 to acquire a51% stake in the Hoboken, NJ company. Wall St Analysts hailed the move as a shift in NEWSCORP's strategy following the British phone hacking scandal that prevented NEWSCORP's acquisiti

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It's official NBC's hip comedy 30 Rock will be shooting it's airing it's final episode in 2012. The details of the shows ending are still being worked out, but it's rumored that Jack Donaghy will be running for Vice President along side a very famous guest star (rumored to be Sarah or Bristol Palin). Although the cancellation appears to line up with actor Alec Baldwin's retirement f

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The New England Patriots announced that they would be changing their mascot from a patriot to a 'Merican. The change, prompted by pressure from Mother Against Drunk Driving is intended to show our nations youth that you don't have to be brewing your own beer in order to be an American.

The familiar patriot will be replaced by that of Joe 'Merican. According to press packets Jo Continue Reading »