Hollywood heart throb Brad Pitt is reportedly in hot water with a blazing hot Angelina Jolie. The dish is that a years long obsession with the first lady of insurance- Erin Esurance has blossomed into full scale romance. Erin, the pink haired cartoon vixen spokesperson for Autoinsurance heavy weight Esurance is still only 26 making her younger than Brad's current long time lover- Jolie. JContinue Reading »
An exclusive source has reported that death has not slowed Apple cofounder Steve Jobs' mission to simplfy a complex world. Agreeting to speak on the condition of annoynmity St Peter reported that Jobs is the only person who has gazed at the Pearly Gates and thought "I can fix this." Within a few minutes Jobs had designed what is now Heaven's greatest work-- the iWall. Upon leaving theirContinue Reading »
Rupert Murdoc's international news conglomerate NEWSCORP will enter a bid to buy the website rumormiller.com widey acknowledged as the Internet's Rumor Supersrouce. NEWSCORP intends to bid $750,000 to acquire a51% stake in the Hoboken, NJ company. Wall St Analysts hailed the move as a shift in NEWSCORP's strategy following the British phone hacking scandal that prevented NEWSCORP's acquisitiContinue Reading »
It's official NBC's hip comedy 30 Rock will be shooting it's airing it's final episode in 2012. The details of the shows ending are still being worked out, but it's rumored that Jack Donaghy will be running for Vice President along side a very famous guest star (rumored to be Sarah or Bristol Palin). Although the cancellation appears to line up with actor Alec Baldwin's retirement fContinue Reading »
The New England Patriots announced that they would be changing their mascot from a patriot to a 'Merican. The change, prompted by pressure from Mother Against Drunk Driving is intended to show our nations youth that you don't have to be brewing your own beer in order to be an American.
The familiar patriot will be replaced by that of Joe 'Merican. According to press packets Jo Continue Reading »