My friends, ever since Chairman OBAMA "won" (I still haven't met a single person who voted for him) the election in 09 HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED has used his failed presidency to turn the fire hose on us, the White Christian majority. On his first day in office BARRYO opened up the ACORN run FEMA concentration camps. Then he sent his jackbooted SS "cenus takers" to figure out where all the Ch Continue Reading »

The Oxford English Dictionary confirmed today that former Vice Presidential candidate's Sarah Palin name will be added to the English lexicon as a synonym for the now politically incorrect terms retard and retarded. The OED was quick to point out that Palin will only be used to identify those who lack mental handicaps but behave foolishly. This is not the first time the dictionary has added

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Violence marred yet another day of protest in the North Pole capital city of Santa's village. Protestors made up mainly of the ethnic minority elf populations converged on Gumdrop Plaza demanding an end income inequality, an end to austerity and representation and accountability in the country's lower house. Despite mounting pressure from the international community, within an hour the elvish p Continue Reading »

Amazon's colorful CEO Jeff Bezos revealed that he personally ordered the shutdown of cloud computing infrastructure. In an announcement made from the companies West Coast head quarters Bezos said he was tired of all the criticism his company was receiving on the site which labels itself the voice of the Internet. "Reddit is not the voice of the Internet- amazon.com is." Bezos went on to noti Continue Reading »

New York's Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum will feature Rapper Xzibit on display next month. The Rapper will be featured as part of a Avaunt Gard artist Yoko Ono's latest collection entitled "Yo Dawg." Xzibit will be seated in a 22 x 13 ft Plexiglas's cube and will perform a variety of activities including sleeping, watching the movie "Inception", whispering quietly to visitors about other vi

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Long time Internet user Justin Tancredo continues to offer sharp criticism from a secluded corner of the his parent's basement. When Tancredo, 31, is seated in front of his PC at the desk he his parents bought him in sixth grade, no one is safe from his rapier wit. His criticisms start from the moment he boots up his "portal to the world" after rolling out of bed around 11am. Continue Reading »

In an alarming trend, another family has been sued for Intellectual Property IP theft after visiting MEMEBASE.com. Legal experts are likening MEMEBASE to Napster in that users will likely be sued and/or criminally prosecuted. The site works similar to Napster, one user is able to share the stolen work of a popular artist with everyone else on the site. "Unlike Napster though", comput

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Celebrity sex tape alert! Urban Rap Superstar Xzibit is furious over the release of an unauthorized sex tape. The 10 min long video titled "Exhibit XXX" shows Xzibit masturbating to a video of himself having sex with an unidentified woman. "That tape was made for my own personal use!" an outraged Xzibit yelled at the red carpet of the E! network's monthly Kardasian promotional party.

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