The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP)(the new name for food stamps) announced the 1 millionth download of it's iPhone application: iSNAP. iSnap lets iPhone users apply for and use food stamps from their iPhone. iSNAP streamlines the application for food stamps from the traditional 15 page form to a single 15 screen iForm that can be filled out on the iPhone. Reviewers of the app te Continue Reading »

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer the writers of Date Move, Epic Movie, Disaster Move, and Scary Movie are ginning like a pig in shit about their new movie: Shitty Movie. "Shitty Movie is a parody of all the stupid parody movies coming out lately" explains the inexplicably successful Seltzer. "It has characters that are look vaguely like the characters in paradox movies- but stupider and doing stup Continue Reading »

BP, announced today that it would be selling an organic gasoline adding a new GG(GreenGas) grade to the traditional, 87, 89, and 91 octanes. Coinciding with the official closure of the Deep Water Horizon oil well. the a new product will be sold at all BP Branded gas stations. BP's new organic line of automobile gas is touted as formed from the finest organic ingredients. Continue Reading »

The White-American population is growing increasingly outraged at the racially insensitive naming of an as-seen-on-tv product. The product in question- the EZ-Cracker, is a device meant to help crack open eggs. Outspoken white activist Reverend Newt Gingrich eviscerated the product proclaiming: "In 2010 it's unacceptable for any company to use such racially divisive words! What's worse is that it Continue Reading »

Controversial 700 Club President Pat Robertson yesterday repeated his call for an end to Glee. Robertson, during one of his trademark "rants" called Glee- "The greatest problem facing humanity- showcasing and even celebrating sin." During a televised 30 minute speech a sweating Robertson proclaimed in a booming voice "girls dressed like whores, grown men condoling male, male homosexuality- and le Continue Reading »

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