Congressman John Boehner revealed his thoughts on the US unprecedented economic crisis in an interview with Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone. Taibbi was granted access to Boehner while preparing to cover the 2 year anniversarry of the angry town halls. Boehner stuck to Republican party talking points until Taibbi during a coffee break asked Boehner about today's young people. Boehner, a

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Violence marred yet another day of protest in the North Pole capital city of Santa's village. Protestors made up mainly of the ethnic minority elf populations converged on Gumdrop Plaza demanding an end income inequality, an end to austerity and representation and accountability in the country's lower house. Despite mounting pressure from the international community, within an hour the elvish p Continue Reading »

Moderate GOP Representative Louie Gohmert,(R-TX) warned of a nefarious plot to sneak explosives on board airplanes using women's tampons. Gohmert learned of the plot, he explained to Fox News' Fox and Friends host Gretchen Carlson, while flying from Texas to DC.

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NYPD Police Commissioner Ray Kelly clarified the department's position as solidly supporting NYC's produst instituion Wall St. Saying at a luncheon on Park Ave with Vice Presidents from Wall St brokerages Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley/Smith Barney "Wall St is New York. Nothing in New York would be possible without Wall St and I'm here to tell you- the NYPD has your back. New York is the p Continue Reading »

My friends, ever since Chairman OBAMA "won" (I still haven't met a single person who voted for him) the election in 09 HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED has used his failed presidency to turn the fire hose on us, the White Christian majority. On his first day in office BARRYO opened up the ACORN run FEMA concentration camps. Then he sent his jackbooted SS "cenus takers" to figure out where all the Ch Continue Reading »

The Oxford English Dictionary confirmed today that former Vice Presidential candidate's Sarah Palin name will be added to the English lexicon as a synonym for the now politically incorrect terms retard and retarded. The OED was quick to point out that Palin will only be used to identify those who lack mental handicaps but behave foolishly. This is not the first time the dictionary has added

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America's greatest threat, Kenyan born Muslim President Baraq Obama further eroded American exceptionalism today by announcing that America would negotiate with terrorists. Over the course of an "intense" taxpayer funded 30 minute long distance call Obama negotiated with Al Qaeda leaders in Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, and France. What did Chairman Obama give Al Qaeda? No one is allowe

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Moderate GOP Representative Louie Gohmert,(R-TX) warned of a nefarious plot to create s flood of Muslims sleeper agents into the US. Gohmert learned of the plot, he explained to Fox News' Fox and Friends host Gretchen Carlson, while flying from Texas to DC. "I was sitting next to an Army Major. The next thing I knew Maj. Nelson was telling me about an imploding flood of biblical proportion

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