Moderate GOP Representative Louie Gohmert,(R-TX) fresh after an unopposed election victory, warned Americans to beware of a nefarious plot to use man's best friend to promote terror in America. Gohmert told Fox News' Gretchen Carlson of the plot on this mornings' Fox and Friends: "I was on a plane to DC and this 20ish Muslim told me he was shipping twenty dogs to Iran." Gohmert continued "I asked him- what in he hell do Iranians want with dogs?" According to Gohmert "they take dogs who know English and raise them to be terrorists and then they'll be shipped back here." Gohmert confirmed that the FBI was investigating on his request.

A clearly terrified Gretchen Carlson then asked the question on every one's mind: "The question I think Americans have to ask themselves is- is your child playing with an Islamic dog right now? Does that St Bernard have whiskey or a BOMB in it's barrel? What should the average God Fearing American do?"

Gohmert replied "Well I know one thing for sure- Islamics come from Europe so I wouldn't trust any of your European breeds: your french bull dogs, your cavalier king Charles spaniels, your Tibetan spaniels- and Gretchen is it any wonder that Barrack HUSSEIN Obama got a PORTUGUESE water dog? To the God Fearing Americans I suggest getting a a Boston terrier or an AMERICAN bull terrier."

The Caviler King Charles Society of Northern Chicago would like to point out that all Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are Baha'i. Other breeds are rallying in front of Gohmert's DC office. Photo by Tomas, Creative Commons: Attribution 2.0.