A&E's flagship program Hoarders released it's first box set today. The box set will ship in a dusty 6'x8'x4' cardboard box filled with old newspapers, flattened, mummified dead cats, and fecal matter. List price is $95.00 the set can be purchased at a substantial discount if bought in bulk. The release of the set marks the beginning of A&E's transformation into the high class equivalent of the "Hey Look At This Freak" (formerly TLC) network.

Hoarders is a show you can watch if you want to see some really crazy people try to convince psychologists that 7 year old fast food wrappers are treasure. Also there's this one chick on there named Robin Zasio who has the most insane hair you've ever seen- she's not even crazy she's just a psychologist with really really bad hair. I mean if you saw her on the street you probably would notice, but seeing her on tv in HD- you wonder if she's wearing a really bad wig- seriously it looks like a crunchy mullet.

Hoarders: You'll want to clean your house while you watch it.