Make a "whore" comment on Parker/Spitzer
Get onto CNN's Parker/Spitzer and make a comment about whores. Bonus points if you say "whore" like Danny Devito does on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (it rhymes with "tour" or "lure").
Example:
Spitzer: Politicians always say they want to cut the Federal budget, but they never can. How would our guests cut the budget?
You: I'd spend less on whores- how about you Elliot?
You will be an internet sensation. You will likely be asked to be on Larry King Live to explain yourself and you might even meet Tosh.0.
This is CNN! Now let's go to Paul Begala who used to be a member of the White House, but now he reads live Twitter feeds to us!
Example:
Spitzer: Politicians always say they want to cut the Federal budget, but they never can. How would our guests cut the budget?
You: I'd spend less on whores- how about you Elliot?
You will be an internet sensation. You will likely be asked to be on Larry King Live to explain yourself and you might even meet Tosh.0.
This is CNN! Now let's go to Paul Begala who used to be a member of the White House, but now he reads live Twitter feeds to us!
