The Master of Darkness, Lucifer, announced his multi-Milena campaign against God and good over this morning. A spokesperson for Satin made the announcement in that tunnel that connects port authority with the 42nd St Times Square stop. "Let it be said in front of God's Herald " the demon screeched while gesturing with a grotesque hove at that one black dude always screaming about God, "that His Highness, the Fallen Star has abandoned hope of winning in his battle against the Creator after an anonymous Facebook user posted as her Facebook status that she not only carries a Bible but reads it (see below).

Reading her proclaimed support for God, the Evil One realized the folly of his ways and is from now on going to be content with serving God." Upon hearing this many of the tourists gathered in the tunnel cheered as busy New Yorkers went about their commute. One particularly rotund Kentuckian, overjoyed in the victory of Good Vs Evil fell to his knees, which touched the floor of the subway with his knees- I know pretty disgusting right?

God declared that all should rejoice and commanded all his loyal followers to post a facebook post declaring their support for Him. God noted, that if they could not bother to show their support on Facebook, an online forum, how could they ever show their support when end of days or whatever crap they believe in comes true?

A tourist poses with the Demonic spokesperson for the Evil Incarnate during his trip above surface. The spokesperson made no other comment than to say that Times Square seemed nice and that more than anything he loved being in New York and couldn't wait to try out that Olive Garden on Broadway and 7th- "the best!"