Cartoon super villain and Skeletor’s revealed in a press conference early today that he felt humiliated by TSA excessive groping and also that he was made to disrobe prior to boarding a plane at Chicago’s Midway airport.”First Continental routes me through Houston and then I get felt up by some fat asshole whose’ never seen a walking skeleton before. WTF is that! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a healthy meal in Texas! I had Cinnabon for lunch!”.
TSA spokesperson Scott McPerson told reporters that the TSA does not comment on specific cases but did confirm an Eternia bound passenger was subject to excessive screenings because of a lack genitials firmly adding: “Let me be clear The TSA will not let you fly unless we get to touch your genitals. This is for the safety of the flying public.”
Skeletor, also revealed that the TSA had overlooked his 2 foot long, razor sharp Sword of Doom mistakenly stored in a carry on. He also said that the incident had upset his training for an upcoming appearance on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars.
This comes on the heels of two other incidents involving passengers to Eternia. One in which Evilin’s breasts were exposed to the public after a TSA agent commented that a bra made of live snakes would have to be se “run through the x-ray scanner”. The other incident in which Prince Adam of Eternia was briefly detained after requesting the TSA agent performing an enhanced pat down before dropping his pantaloons to uncover skin tight animal hide underwear.
The TSA would not comment on allegations that due to a routing error the Beastman froze to death inside his plastic carrier after being placed in a noncelibate controlled compartment .