President Obama has been secretly manipulating Conservative media. An anonymous hack of HBGary Inc's emails reveals that US Secretary of State personally appealed to former SNL Alum Victoria Jackson to maliciously spread ridiculous claims on the site. Employing thousands of fake accounts on World Net Daily Jackson would attain an inflated role in Conservative media- leaving real conservatives no choice but to repeat Jackson asinine ravings. This would in tern lead the intellectual backers of the conservative party to leave and become Libertarians.

Experts agree that so far the plan has worked. so far. CNN political analyst David Gergen calling it the most Orwellian way to destroy what used to be a valid political party. Gergen went on to explain "What people don't understand is that 5 years ago- the Republicans weren't all fat, old, white men afraid of everything- there used to be smart people too, but when you've got people like Jackson talking about Obama's transgender army , of course everyone with a shred of dignity is going to leave. Then you end up with a party of fat old guys jacking it to that pig faced Asian lady."

It will come as no surprise to Obama's critics that his Obama's own arrogance may have been what caused the plan to ultimately be revealed. In his mad desire for control over the Conservative movement, Obama is said to have ordered 15,000 fake accounts on World Net Daily. This would give Obama the ability to control every third message posted to World Net Daily. HBGary inc, was the only company capable of delivering the accounts. It is unknown how many accounts were created, but it is known that the accounts are still active. World Net Daily Founder Joseph Farah, who spoke on the condition of anonymity replied to accusations of assisting Obama by saying "Obama was offering to pay me to use my site. As a conservative- I had to let the market decide. Anyway the Obama bots are easy enough to spot if you look closely enough."

The leaders of the Conservative movement have been calling for Jackson to step down in the wake of the scandal. Others, have been demanding all their leaders submit to a lie detector while taking a conservative purity pledge. As of press time there are only two figureheads who refused to take the test: Victoria Jackson, and former RNC Chairman Michael Steele.

Jackson, who is still on Obama's payroll continues to destroy the Conservative movement from within.